Read these jokes to your family at home or over the phone or on video call for an Easter laugh!!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you.
What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop!
How does an Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good? Hare spray.
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant? IHOP.
Why was the Easter Bunny so sad? He was having a bad hare day.
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He eggs-ercises.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? Hare-obics.
How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare-plane.
What do you call an Easter Bunny with a bad memory? A hare-brain!
What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school? Egg-spelled.
What the Easter Bunny’s favourite dance move? The bunny hop.
What kind of bunny can’t hop? A chocolate bunny.
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favourite sport? Basket-ball.
What kind of rabbit tells jokes? A funny bunny.
What did one Easter egg say to the other? Heard any good yolks today?
What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An egg-straterrestrial!
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up!
What do you call a very tired Easter egg? Eggs-austed.
What’s an Easter egg’s least favorite day? Fry-day.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi the eggs around the house.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy Easter egg hunt taking place?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Alma. Alma who? Alma Easter candy is gone!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more Easter eggs to decorate?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, Easter will be back next year!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butcher. Butcher who? Butcher eggs in one basket!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny’s been eating all my Easter candy!